We�re doing our co5 Christmas in Iron Mountain this weekend. I decided to go with thoughtful gifts this year. I�ve been holding on to Smurf�s and Bill�s since their birthdays�ok maybe a little after. It just didn�t seem right to give them belated stuff when I could just give it to them as Christmas gifts. Sounds cheap, doesn�t it? Smurf is going to shit his unders!!! Ok, maybe not but I wanted to use �unders� in a sentence. Hmmm�I got to use it in two sentences; go me!

Tonight I�m going to the boss�s home for a Christmas get together. Benny and I are supposed to go as a couple but he may not be able to get out of work on time. I�ll leave him directions but I�m more then certain that he won�t go if I don�t push him to go. I�ll just have to physically pull him out of work, it won�t be the first time. Marvin knows how much of a bitch I can become when it comes to the way they treat Benny there. Nobody messes with my man and gets away with it. I become Latin Girl! I guess that would be like Rosie Perez mixed with the PMS queen I�ll get you with my �YOU DON�T KNOW ME!� powers. That �you don�t know me!� thing has to be read with a very latin Bronx kind of accent.

Anyway, I�ll have to get gifts for a couple people first so I�ll make this one short.