I was doing an assessment for MS Excel 2000. The questions are strange but I think I get the jest of what they are asking:

Using your mouse, engage the office assistant in order to get help.

Ok, so I use my mouse and click on the office assistant.

Incorrect! You must user your mouse and click on the office assistant.

Um�ok.

Using the menu bar and your mouse, open a new workbook.

Ok, I use my mouse and click on File.

Incorrect! You must use your mouse and click on File.

Do you see what I�m trying to explain? Do you understand why I want to pull out my hair??!!!

The whole assessment was like that. There were 25 different �questions� with 5-6 steps in each. I got to 12 and I ended it.

I�ll take this fucking assessment tomorrow!!