�Crack happy? That has several meanings�which one are you indicating?�

�All of the above and then some.�

�Take a deep breath and let it out.�

�agonizing gasp of pain�

�Yeah, I guess I am feeling a bit Crack Happy today.�

My chiropractor is Satan spawn even though he�s very cute and very funny he is deserving of the title Dr. Damien. I started calling him that today; he doesn�t respond to it in a positive way yet but he eventually will. Soon I�ll have to start carrying a tape player that plays Carl Orff's Carmina Burana every time he walks into the room. Have you ever read the translation to that song? It�s very, very dirty. From what I understand it�s about a giant orgy. I could be wrong of course.

I digress�So Dr. Damien (Damien theme song here) thought it would be fun to beat me to shit today and scheduled me for another two appointments next week. The man lives to torture! I asked him how much longer I had to put up with him and he didn�t really have an answer. �It could take weeks or it could take months.� I personally think he just likes to flirt with me. *wink*

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In other news: I am going to get a piercing!!! I think. I�ve been debating on getting a belly ring for quite some time now, but there�s just something about piercing something as sensitive as the belly button that really doesn�t appeal to me. My niece thinks that we should get a piercing together when she comes up to visit in February. I�m still not sure I like that idea yet. We shall see.