Last nights show was out of a scene from a movie. The bar was so crowded that people had trouble squeezing through the mass of bodies to get to the facilities! I tried my hardest to put on the best show possible but my performance was definitely lacking. By the end of the night I was in so much pain I wanted to rip heads off. The guys from Co5 all got a middle finger in their face and a few choice words when they approached �Her Bitchiness�. I probably should have a crown made for occasions like that. Get one of those Burger King Crowns and mark in big black Marks A-Lot marker �Bitch Queen�. I�m sure that would be very appropriate.

On a sad note I think Fraser, my office pet fish, is dieing. He�s not eating much and he�s been hanging out at the bottom of his bowl as of late. I keep trying to encourage him to get better and even threatened to beat him up if he dies. But alas, I think it�s only a matter of days before my lethargic fish will be soon floating to the top. I think I might actually cry!! I can�t believe I�m attached to a fucking fish! So everyone, please pray to your chosen deity for the health of my fish. It would be much appreciated.