Reading: Lord Foul's Bane (The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever) By Stephen R. Donaldson

Listening to: Clickey-Clicks

Feeling: Detached, but ok with that.

The land of boredom.

Cubicle hell.

I swear you could almost imagine Dilbert working here.

All you hear is the clickity-click of keyboards and the occasional phone ringing.

Everyone speaks in a quiet monotone:

�Thank you for calling Ass. Mort. How can I help you?�

I, on the other hand, find ways to cut through the silence. Mostly by singing along to one of my cds as my headphones are plugged into my ears.

�Well all you Mother fuckers, Criminals will be suckers, If you don�t step aside for David Courtney!!�

You just got to love Rancid.

Ohh!!! Guess what?! I'm not taking the pills anymore. Yay!!!

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Ok�top ten reasons why living alone is cool!

10. No one gets pissed at me if the dishes aren�t done.

9. I can leave my bra hanging on any doorknob I want! (wait�I think I�ve always done that.)

8. The bathroom is Mine!!!! ALL MINE!!!! Muuaaahhahahahaha!!!

7. Got to love the closet space.

6. You know for a fact that the pube in the tub is definitely yours.

5. Hmmm�I think I�ll turn the extra bedroom into a tiki lounge!!!!

4. It�s ok to have gas! And if you Belch�who cares?

3. Got to love having your own room with your own bed and your own assortment of pillows!

2. I can just eat tuna for dinner and not care if anyone else is hungry.

And the number 1 reason for living on your own is�(drum roll)

1. I can walk around bare, ass naked!!! (hmm�now that I think about it, I think I�ve always done that too. Lol)

Andrea�s top 10 list is sponsored by Ass. Mort., Co5 and other lame ass sponsors.