I had the weirdest dream last night. What makes it weirder is that I actually remembered it. It started off at BJ�s house. All of Co5 were there. We were standing around, talking instead of practicing, and Smurf says �Hey, guess what. I�m getting married.� We all kind of just stood there staring at him for an uncomfortable amount of time. Then I broke into a funky dance in Benny�s Grand Prix, and got pulled over by the cops. I didn�t say my dream made sense. So I give my license and registration to this cop that distinctly looks like this guitarist friend of the band�s by the name of Joe B. He kind of looks like one of those dudes from an 80�s hair band. So he then tells me that there�s a warrant for my arrest and I have to swim across this lake so I can get to the other side. That�s when the elusive �why did the chicken cross the road� secret was revealed to me. Unfortunately I lost it as soon as I woke up. I then go over to Smurf�s house to drop off something and Cade, his kid, is running around in circles and eating shoes. For some reason this was normal and I�m talking to Smurf about something or another. I then notice this pink, stuffed pig on the ground with a pearl necklace around its neck. �Hey, what�s that?� I ask him. �Oh, that�s my wife�s.� I just stared at this pig for a long time and I remember thinking, �Smurf and I are going to trade places.� When I woke up I was like�whoa!!! I really need to stop eating dinner after seven.