Crazed Bwonch
Crazed Bwonch
Animal Madness!!!
I am going freakin crazy!!!! Right now I�m sitting in my bedroom, in front of this fucking computer, just so that I won�t jump on Benny and devour him. I have very little self-control, and this is really pushing towards my breaking point. What really sucks is that it�s only been three days! Three pathetic days, I still have 6 weeks and two days to go. I�m already starting to give off an aura of the sex deprived. The pouty lips, the hungry eyes, the flushed skin. It�s like I have a blush 24:7 now. Hopefully I will be so uncomfortable, after the �procedure�, I won�t care about sex for a while. Maybe�
The Dress�
I went and tried on the dress for Marvin and Lana�s Wedding. It fit okay, it wasn�t terribly hideous, actually it was quite nice. I�ll have to have the top taken in a bit, and to think, they were going to make me order a Size 8? I barely could fill in a Size 6!! They probably just wanted to make more money on the tailoring, or whatever it�s called. Now I just have to figure out how I�m going to punk it out after the service� So many decisions and so little time. Speaking of decisions, I have to decide what music will be going on during the service, as well. Talking about pressure! Not only does Lana want me to stand up as a Bridesmaid, she also wants me to sing at her wedding too. I have no idea how I�m going to pull it off. Hopefully it won�t be as bad as I think it will be.
Band Stuff
Band practice was an absolute waste of time this week. Lane had told us, straight out �hey, I�m going out of town, I won�t be back until Monday. I�ll try to make it, but I can�t guarantee anything.� We all agreed that we would have practice with or without him. Well when the time came, and he didn�t show, people had fits. I kept reminding them, �hey, he said he would try to be here. He didn�t guarantee anything.� But some of the guys were pretty determined that Lane said he would be there. Oh, well, boys will be boys, and boys are very stubborn.
Other stuff�
I have totally been slacking at work lately. I think it has a lot to do with the burnout I�ve been feeling. Luckily I have a couple of partners-in-crime! I�ve been sending tons of e-mails, as of late, to My Buddy Dan, and to Johnny Boy. My Buddy Dan is on one of the radio shows I listen to and Johnny Boy works in my department. I pretty much chat with them all day. I try to get some work in there too, and this way I don�t fall asleep sitting up. Dan talks to me about show prep and Johnny Boy makes fun of me. Joking around the other day, he calls me a b1tch. So, when he drops by my desk, to make fun of me in person, I ask, �What is a Bwonch?� I know what he meant, but I wanted to make fun of his spelling. How was I to know that that would be my new nickname from Him. �Hey, Bwonch!� �Don�t be such a Bwonch.� Do you see what I get myself into? That�s all right, �cause I call him Stinky Boy! It�s a long story I�ll have to tell you about later. Benny is walking in the room. Man it�s hot in here!!! I�m going to turn on the AC and take a cold shower.
Have you read these yet?
The Final Bow - 2004-08-21
Hell's Bride - 2004-08-20
One more day to go. - 2004-08-19
Stalker!!!! *psycho shower scene theme song* - 2004-08-13
Assessment of Doom - 2004-08-11
