�Hey! Wait a minute! You�re leaving me here with that�that�thing?�

�Oh, Honey you�ll be fine.�

�What if I break it?�

�You won�t.� Then he leaves with this dumb grin on his face. Fucker.

So I put the baby in the bedroom on top of the bed and let him sleep in his car seat. He was making a ton of noises and moving his little hands in little spasmy jolts. It was freaking me out. So I call his mom on her cell phone and explain to her what�s going on.

�Oh, don�t worry, that�s normal.�

Ok, so sounding like he has boggers in his chest and having spasms is normal�ok. He did it for the whole 20 minutes I had him. It was freaky, so I stayed at the computer desk on the other side of the room while he stayed over there. I surfed the net while making sure he didn�t get smothered by my cats, who by the way were extremely interested in this noisy spasm freak. Especially Zack, he would sit by the baby and just purr and every time Baby�s hands would jerk he would perk up his ears. It was cute; I should have taken a picture. His mom came and picked him up and took him home. Benny now thinks I want to start a family because I was proud of the fact that I didn�t kill it. Humph.