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Beware of vocalist. Eats small children.
Shame on me! I am getting really bad about updating my diary. I should probably ground myself. Maybe later. The show at Classics was what I expected. We worked our asses off, BJ got drunk (again), and there weren�t a whole lot of people. People digged our new originals and it snowed!!! I ran outside and caught 2 snowflakes in my mouth. Saturday I went with Benny to his bosses� son�s birthday party. This kid, by the way, is awesome. He�s kind of like Smurf�s kid. Rambunctious, fun and well behaved. It was kind of funny. Benny and I were trying to find a gift for him. Now, this kid loves Sponge Bob Square Pants. His whole room looks like a dedication to the dude. He has every single Sponge Bob novelty item that exists for kids 3+. So Benny and I walked around toy stores for hours looking for something that he wouldn�t have. Needless to say, we couldn�t find anything. We ended up buying him a travel suitcase with passport, real working jumbo keys and plastic sunglasses. It didn�t even come close to the kiddy drum set he got. The kid was all over that the whole day. I nick named him Bill. The poor kid. I had him so confused. He was actually responding to the name Bill when we left. I love messing with kid�s heads. It is so easy to give them complexes. Some kids are cool, others aren�t. After the party, I swore that I would never have children. Especially ones like Little Bill�s cousins. They were the epitome of all that is evil in the world. The core of all damnation, shrink-wrapped to fit inside of a four year old body. They were screaming, and jumping, and making noise, and throwing things�� I wanted to commit murder, or suicide. Which ever was easier. I was begging Benny to take me home. Unfortunately Benny was in on the ruckus. He had so much fun with those retched little creatures. Now, I�m sure, Benny wants children more than ever. Fuck That!!!!! Are you reading this Benny? Fuck That!!!!! Benny assures me having our own children is different than being around other people�s kids. I told him, �Yeah, cause you can smack your own kids around.� I don�t think he liked my response. Enough about kids, I finally got all of Benny�s gifts wrapped and under the tree. I can�t wait for him to open them on Wednesday. I didn�t get him quantity this year. I did the whole quality "bit" with pretty wrapping paper. Hopefully he likes. This Friday is the Big Belly�s show. I like Big Belly�s. I always have fun there. The crowd isn�t very enthusiastic, but they enjoy sitting and listening. I always feel naked there. Like I�m giving a speech and I don�t have any clothes on. I think it has a lot to do with the unresponsive stares they give after a song. It�s almost Night of the Living Deadish. We will see how things turn out. If anything I can get an order of their yummy fries and that special B-B Que sauce they have. Delish!
Have you read these yet?
The Final Bow - 2004-08-21 Hell's Bride - 2004-08-20 One more day to go. - 2004-08-19 Stalker!!!! *psycho shower scene theme song* - 2004-08-13 Assessment of Doom - 2004-08-11
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2002-12-23
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