I was at a bar where there was karaoke going on. Someone begged me to go up and sing, so I do. The music starts playing and the little tv set in front of me starts to count off the bars before I start to sing.

It�s that �Put the lime in the coconut�� song. Unfortunately I don�t know how the rest of the song goes. It became apparent in my dream. The television screen was blank and I couldn�t figure out how the verses went. I was panicking and everyone was so quiet. All I could hear was the hideous karaoke version of the song, like something played on a Casio keyboard, pounding in my ears.

�Someone at least laugh at me! At least make some kind of snicker so that I can laugh at myself!�

Nothing.

It was as if they were staring at an experiment gone terribly wrong.

It took me a while to finally calm myself down enough to get back to sleep, a few hours actually.

Oh well, who needs sleep anyway? That�s what I get for eating Oreo cookies so late at night.